In his spare time, David likes to piss off of a cliff on to an innocent panda.



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( baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:32, archived)

You're so shit it's painful.

( Comma, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

Thank you.
I do my best.
( baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

If I were you, I wouldn't bother.

( Comma, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

Arf.
That took me ages, that did.
You callous mare.
;D
( baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)

Your time would have been better spent
hacking your goolies off with a rusty breadknife so that you don't reproduce.
( Comma, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

Too
late.
( baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

but we cannot cling,
to the old dreams anymore
(kaibosh, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

are you still ill?


( Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

Have a morrisey

( Jimbo Rotten, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

if you happen to spaz back.....
this is great!
woo!
(kaibosh, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

have fun on your chuffing picnic

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

"innocent panda" ?
there's no such thing
( Strawberry Dragon, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:48, archived)

first laugh of the day
thank you

woo!
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

How did you know?
You've been snooping through his private pics again?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)