Nooooooo!!!! that's not funny...
but only because it's happened to me (though it wasn't my mother-in-law, it was my mother and my grandmother... and it wasn't just a vibrator...)
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:29, archived)

My son found a cock ring on my bedside table once
and wanted to know what it was....
( Artamnesia, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:43, archived)

Well, why were you keeping poultry beside your bed?
I can't think what else you could mean.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:45, archived)

I do remember playing with my mum's vibrator
when I was about 6... I thought it was a rocket...
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:45, archived)