*spreads legs*
One extra-large quick-sharp, please!
( Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)

i'll fetch the hammer

( lemony, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

i read that as
"I'll feltch the hammer"
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

a difficult manuever
but one i've mastered
( lemony, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

Hammers have arseholes now?

( Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

Hammers *are* arseholes.
Bastard twunty hammers.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

^This

(Andy-, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

Well i'm not a west ham fan myself
but i assume they do
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:01, archived)

I'll fetch the
spare dignity.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

do women always fart during masturbation or is it just guys?
ive always wondered
( Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

I don't any more than I do during non-masturbation.

( Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)

thats a fair comment

( Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

But ladies can fart through their fannies
if they're in the right position.
Double farty wank mania!
( Comma, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)

Thank you
for *that* image....
Urgh.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

You must record it
I need to hear this
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)

its the most amusing sound ever
because to my general understanding it cannot be stopped, as it just 'happens'
( Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

I would say the best sound has got to be
a big juicy wet squelch from pleasuring a woman. My ex didn't like it when i deliberately tried to be as noisy as possible
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:09, archived)

so you could say they fart twice as often?

( Cashy, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)

Sounds more like
double-barrelled.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

I wouldn't want to split you open

( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

*gives obvious even smuttier reply*
*retires to safe distance*
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)