What's so special about Hasselhoff anyway?


www.morttheostrich.co.uk
( giant_squid, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

Yay!

Huzzah for Mort!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

Someone bought a Pig Farm bag the other day.
And I know their postcode. And I can use Google Maps. And they live near my mum and dad. It's brilliant being a cyber stalker.
( giant_squid, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Yay!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Who would buy a pig farm bag
i mean t-shirts, yes but a bloody tote bag?
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

some fool.
That said, my girlfriend asked for a Mort bag. Maybe it's a girl thing.
( giant_squid, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Woo
Sexy Mort !
( rabbitz, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

compo it!

(Sticky Label, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

doesn't really fit the compo.
but I've compo'd it anyway
( giant_squid, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

woo!
i loves Mort
if only he would notice me :(
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Exactly
He's nowhere near as sexy as Mort

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

mort,mort mooooorrrtttt!!!
'nuff said
( Mstandot Boosh Tomorrow!!!, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

hooray!

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

*longs to see mort all wet and shiney*
*gets arrested*


( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

*shares cell with Vult*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

very nice

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)