He shits bathtubs?
Jesus christ that would hurt. Oh, and to avoid reposts, you can simply find the original post with the no-longer-secret search, and edit it to enter it into a compo.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 11:39, archived)

aaah
shit, i didn't know you could do that.

aw well
( parsley, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 11:44, archived)