Russia? Whats Russia?


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(wazcaster, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

And Turkey also?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

Idiot
turkey is classed as being in the middle east.
I only erased russia.
(wazcaster, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

You missed a bit.

( Randomgazz, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

well i never
that bit, just there. North Europe. Its a big cock and balls.
(AMadDayYes seYyaDdaMA is palindromic., Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

ahahaha
right you are!
(kaibosh, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

but there is no month 23
/Merkin

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Wtf?
What planet do you come from? 23rd day of the 7th month. good God.
(wazcaster, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

oh the irony

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

hahaha
pub pub pub?

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

i'd love to but I'm already going to a party
otherwise I would be pubbing it wearing my drinking trousers instead
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

God,
I'm American and I saw the irony
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Note the /Merkin

( Randomgazz, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

The street address
should also be in the tens of thousands (there are no house numbers below 10,000 in the whole of North America) (fact!)
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

yes there are!
of the 4 houses I spend much time in, three are number 1 and one is 20
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

that's a big
fucking lie and you know it
(kaibosh, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

the building number spans two lines in the above address

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

haha
good answer



( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

You're just a big liar is what you are
and yet again I'm stuck with nothing to do!
Though those two are unrelated
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

hahaha
I was gonna go to Manic`s thing, but nobody else seemed up for it (apart from Manic) and I haven`t met him before.. or really know what he looks like

so it would have been a bit gay

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Should have suited you mate

/relurk
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

watch it, bonzo
I have a nice big tube of KY Jelly...


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

OI
I sat at that bar for 90 minutes waiting for someone to show up! I'm a block away from it now at some dodgy internet cafe!

I got chatted up by businessmen 3 times my age...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

em.. em..

YOU LOVE IT!

maybe

look for this chap:
www.bloggerheads.com/business/

I believe he has an even weirder accent than you :p


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

Didn't quite love it
would have hated it if I were sober and they didn't have silly accents like yours
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

oh,
and now I'm over here with nothing to do. And it's all your fault. Goddamn you Rik!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

we`ll make up for it tomorrow
you can swallow a magenta cock :)

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

*counts down the minutes*
Magenta cock got me pissed and cured my head cold!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

there`s a lesson to be learned there ;)


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

do you mean that I should ingest more pink genitals?

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

pinker the better

*applies fake tan to scruttocks*


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Pink
not orange
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

i turned up last week at the pub with my flu tablets feeling a bit ill
woke up in the morning fine too!

all hail teh magenta cock!!!
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

*hails*

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Apparently I'm at a family barbeque tomorrow afternoon.
And, to quote, "You can fucking forget about coming home if you act like a cunt and don't go."

:(
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

stay somewhere else
;)
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Apparently...
...you're classed as one of my "stupid fucking mates."
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

hahahaha he has no mates!


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

ack bums
I would have brought that CD.. er and burned it tonight

actually I might just burn it now anyway now that I remember

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

I thought you'd have had bovine to keep you company/show you Lahn-den

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

Me too!
Except he has fucking fallen off the face of the fucking earth!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

Meh.
I wish I was in the area, I'd have kept you company. We could have explored together because I've never really been into London for anything other than political reasons.

I doubt I could afford the train fare though, and I have a million other excuses should Rik pick on that one.

*is teh wuss*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Well tomorrow then
no?

I'll buy you boooooze...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

ahhh she`s just TEH GAY


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

Maybe
or maybe I want to make Syncubus insane with jealousy...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

It would certainly work!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 22 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

"I doubt I could afford the train fare"
I have to go eat food and drink and stuff now, but I shall give it some consideration.

Catch you later you bunch o' roach's cock!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

i'll buy you two drinks if you show me your norks

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

Is this the real August one
or an unedited version of the one which became the July one?

(ie 22/7)

/is confused now
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

it`s teh tomorrow one :p


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

Bugger
I could have made the August one, but am at a festival near Worcester tomorrow
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

which August one?
god.. I don`t like all this social life busy-ness

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

i fucked it up yesterday and put 23/8

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

If I do, do you promise not to murder me?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

haha do it do it!
"oh boy oh boy oh boy"

/makes Dave teh Hat jealous

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

I know I won't murder you
try and seduce you maybe, but not murder
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

god this is going to be good!
.. if Fanjita doesn`t get us thrown out by shouting at random punters on hen nights ;)

/starts to remember last Saturday

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

oh god... so funny
he just kept digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

and he`s rubbish at making maps


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

well, he's rubbish in general
but we love him anyway
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

at least i've been trying ;)
/sobs

this is why i never want responsibilities, too much letting people down

/sobs a bit more

really sorry, 'ship
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

You're better than Brown Cow
at least I've been able to fucking contact you since I've been here
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

Brown Cow probably can`t hear his phone because of all teh hair


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

arf
i was thinking, do you reckon i could survive till closing if i do a shot every time i'm caught saying 'man', i think i keep doing it at work too you know

*touch*
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

survive as in "stay alive"?
I doubt it, "man"

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

I have an awesome pic of your missus
and GF there belting out songs from Grease, which is almost like "staying alive"
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

i was singing grease songs?
jesus christ
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

he was singing Grease?????????????


( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The mindpissage there has made me laugh out loud. And yes, he was. I have pictures. And I think Yeknom was sober enough at the point to back me up...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

I had to call some female friend of his
to get his mobile number, and realized afterwards that I never said who I was. Oh, and she hated me anyway. And he hasn't been online for a week. And he's a fucking hippy.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

well i'm going to buy you loads of drinks tomorrow

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

Huzzah!
I thought I was proper pissed last Saturday. I had no idea what pissed was.


(Just for the record- pissed abandonnship is really probably scary)
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

pah
i'm glad we were both so pissed that we didn't notice each others scariness

btw are you staying in room 110 at your hotel, i have a random london entry in my phone, 'hawley 110', arf
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
yeah, that's right
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

"we make fun of handicapped people on the board too
but that doesn't mean we don't feel sorry for them..."
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I have a funny feeling . . .
that I shan't be able to make it!
so i got real pished last night on stella and wild turkey
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

when did the coppers become kick ass cool?
and how can I join?
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

Go to the back door of the YMCA and ask for Brian.

( Randomgazz, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Fuckin'
'A'!
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)