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From the 1950s Government Warnings challenge. See all 378 entries (closed)

(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:06, archived)

At Oxford University
There is a Kellogg College with a bust of the man himself in reception. I worked there on the reception desk for a while and every so often someone would say "by the way... is it actually... Kellogg's... as in the..?"
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:11, archived)

I hope you punched the duffle-coated pillocks
!
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:15, archived)

I bet they're the same
lot who ring up Christmas College every Xmas and sing Happy Birthday to whom ever answers the phone.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:20, archived)

Jesus College, Bovine.
There's no Christmas College. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:22, archived)

Really.
aaw fuck it, now I look like a fucking moron.
Right, I'm off to lunch to drown my sorrows in an abundance of foody goodness.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:24, archived)

Delete the thread
Then no-one will ever know

Who hasn't seen it yet
( pagram, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:36, archived)

Well there should be
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:26, archived)

Not even
on Easter Island?
( bob dinosaur, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:36, archived)

nah
I was reasonably rude to them on my last day, but I don't suppose that really counts.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:20, archived)

where's the use in that?
Now, being unreasonably rude, that's more like it.
( Shedside, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:31, archived)

no no
I mean it was reasonable in that they deserved it - it was a reasonable response to be rude to them.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:39, archived)

That's nothing.
In Thames Valley University, Slough, there is a Mars sponsored lecture theatre...
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:35, archived)

Oh, good old Mars...
...they make Slough Trading Estate smell sickly sweet with their chocolate fumes ;-)
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:58, archived)

i like that.
couldn't really hear what was going on but it had a good beat
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:26, archived)

oooh, how do you mean you couldn't hear what was going on?
does it sound too muddy?
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:38, archived)

no, its clear as a bell, except the phone bits, obviously
i just wasn't really concentrating.
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:42, archived)

no worries...
i was worried that it was muddy, that's all...
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:44, archived)

nice!
I have worked in call centres and that happens! - full points to the guy from bt for keeping on trying to get his message across...
( Bitchpapa, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:38, archived)

sounds a bit
jumpy on my machine - is it meant to?
I'm using xmms on Redhat Linux 8
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 12:13, archived)