wrong
this one is so very wrong


but I just couldn't resist.
(radja, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:28, archived)

How do you train someone to be a suicide bomber?
Surely if they complete their training successfully, they'll be a tiny bit too dead to go and actually do the bombing.
( Lumpbucket farted., Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:30, archived)

Seen this?
Clicky for the story
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:32, archived)

I nominate
Those kids on that Jamie Oliver tries to train a bunch of workshy fop wankers without much success.

If that's an accurate cross-section of the youth of today then I'm all for suicide children.
( chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:35, archived)

I was considering a cull with a baseball bat last night
I went to the theatre to see a fantastic version of 1984 and there were kids in the audience texting friends and passing their phones around to show eachother new messages... Kids these days, eh? [small]where's that bat[/small]
( Matazone is smart as paint, in the pirate sense of things., Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:48, archived)