quick and dirty

I LIKE this compo...
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

BLOW IT UP!
Blow it up hard!
( Ptolemy, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

I was thinking about taking a big rucksack like that
on the tube, just to see what would happen, but then I remembered I didn't have one and wasn't in London
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

you'd be stared at
and if you're from an 'ethnic background' you'd have no problem getting a seat
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

I'd get the carriage to myself!
Woop!
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

you sure would
I did this morning and I'm as white as the Daily Mails winner of 'Ayrian Idol'
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Pfft
excuses, excuses...
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

and you're not asian
try wearing a burqa too
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

*takes notes*
and I could record it and submit it to the newsletter
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

yes, this ^^
www.sarahlawrence.org/Articles/Burqa.html
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

I thought that
was an inflatable dalek when I first saw it.
( Black Moon FTW, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)