I was thinking about taking a big rucksack like that
on the tube, just to see what would happen, but then I remembered I didn't have one and wasn't in London
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

you'd be stared at
and if you're from an 'ethnic background' you'd have no problem getting a seat
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

I'd get the carriage to myself!
Woop!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

you sure would
I did this morning and I'm as white as the Daily Mails winner of 'Ayrian Idol'
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Pfft
excuses, excuses...
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

and you're not asian
try wearing a burqa too
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

*takes notes*
and I could record it and submit it to the newsletter
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

yes, this ^^
www.sarahlawrence.org/Articles/Burqa.html
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)