you'd be stared at
and if you're from an 'ethnic background' you'd have no problem getting a seat
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

I'd get the carriage to myself!
Woop!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

you sure would
I did this morning and I'm as white as the Daily Mails winner of 'Ayrian Idol'
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)