hmm another idea best left in my head...........:(

( WOLF .™, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

Q: how many hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: it's impossible, as hamsters don't have the opposable thumbs or spatial reasoning capacity vital to the task.
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

you might be able to carve one into the shape of a screwdriver

(Coca Hogg, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

mind you, that wouldn't be much help for a lightbulb

(Coca Hogg, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)