pfft
the Neville has no feet, he uses a number of hooves to negotiate everyday travel
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 0:12, archived)

i can imagine him looking sort of like the Luggage from Terry Pratchett
but with hair, and a few eyes on stalks coming out of the top
( MCQ Sheep In My Walls, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 0:15, archived)

this is true

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 0:17, archived)