Have a proper compo entry then

The Solid Rocket Toaster!
( The Coast of Yemen, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 8:39, archived)

Hee hee he hatstand!
Compo it.
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Tue 2 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)

and another half

( The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 8:43, archived)

Ha!
this!
( mediocre so young & yet so 1337, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 8:51, archived)