It was funnier when I
told it on my calculator...


( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)

BOOBIESS?
woo none the less :D
( slight yoinks!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:22, archived)

C'mon, it goes like this
There once was a young lady whose chest was (and here's what you type into the abacus...) 69 inches 'round the bust. The doctor said she was (type in again...) 2 2 2 big and that she'd have to lose (you're catching on now...) 51 inches by (and here's where we multiply - get it?) the 8th. And when the poor lass returned, she was...

BOOBLESS

...kids these days.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)

or...
was this girl of 13, who had chest of 84. went to docs 4 times week, doc gave her 50 pills. doc told her to take em twice a week(2), but instead she took em x 4, and she ended up...
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)

DOH
*hides in shame*

it's the memory y'know.. it's on its way out...
( slight yoinks!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)

wow
at my school we just kicked each other in the bollocks

/sterile
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)

...or
A girl of 13 had a bust of 84 and she wanted one of 45 so she went to see the doctor. The doctor said "Oh!" (here you type 0) take these pills two times a day (2 x) but she took them four times (4 x) and she ended up...

I think it's the way I tell 'em...
( emvee Saturday, Brixton Academy, Brixton, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 15:07, archived)

BOOBIES!

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:23, archived)

Happiness.
*sigh*
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)

Can we have a linked source there please?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is obsessed with CaptionX already!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)

here...
www.eurocosm.com/Application/Images/Tcards/CHAT87b.jpg
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)

hahahaha
^this
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)

hahaahaha
touché
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)

you'll go blind, you know
www.cancun-coolguide.com/topless-beach.html
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)

Teh thong! Teh thong!

( friendlyfire, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)

yes! this!
i fucking love keneth williams...

( - D - Kick the bird woman, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)

I used to love doing that!

( IainIainIain, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)

ooh we had a different story
there once was a girl aged 13,who took the number 8 bus at 4.45 to the doctors. when she got there, the doctor said "0, take these pills 2x a day for 4 days" which made her...

edit: how rude. most wooeh!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)

what kind of a bus route is 8445?
that`s really GAY!

*runs like fuck*
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)

better?

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)

em.. it confuses my rubbish brain now!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)

haha you loony

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)

Hahaha
:)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)

genius

woo to you sir
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Tue 2 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)