I don't know, sex education thesedays isn't what it used to bee, tsk!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2005, 9:40, archived)
in our day it was just a coy giggle and the teacher drawing a CDC on the blackboard. These days it's all fisting and ass stretching practice. Damn liberals.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2005, 9:42, archived)
;)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2005, 9:43, archived)
"I would have thought that a gay man would have been able to offer endless suggestions on how to widen your arsehole.
By being sexist, you are clearly depriving yourself of good advice on ass-stretching."
arf.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2005, 9:47, archived)
so here it is
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/complainymonkey.html
Although my singing voice is terrible and my guitar playing worse and I feel you get a perverse pleasure from these facts ;)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2005, 9:59, archived)
That's been down for a while. Good to see it's back.
*Turns up and leaves on for as long as possible*
(, Wed 3 Aug 2005, 9:46, archived)
I got a tube of drones, makin' me moan
oh yeaahhhhhh
(, Wed 3 Aug 2005, 9:43, archived)

