for your consideration...
I know it's too late for this compo, but here's a logo from real life that I get a laff out of. It's the logo of Holiday Inn...

The logo for Holiday Inn seems to be that of... a little tan/brown puckered ring. Here is my un-shopped interpretation of it (NSFW)
If this seems a stretch, consider the logo for its subsidiary, the Holiday Inn Express...

It appears to be... something forcing itself into the puckered ring.
Here is my un-shopped interpretation of it (NSFW)
What do you think? Perhaps this should be part of Rob's 'cocks in logos" feature.
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)

it's more the colour of tubgirl

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:53, archived)

I'm not fucking clicking that
Edit: Right, did you actually take those photos?
( The Coast of Yemen But section this here very much even by the way., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:54, archived)

oh, go on

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:54, archived)

I took them...
from some pr0n site or other
by teh way, I'm totally drunk...
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:58, archived)

In that case, well done
I see that you have read the compo and understood what is was about. It is in fact so good it deserves to be retro-compo'ed
( The Coast of Yemen But section this here very much even by the way., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)

I think that's stretching it a bit far.
If you excuse the pun.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:56, archived)

arf

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:57, archived)

I'd say it was cracking.
But it's pretty shit.
(I'm not normally this horrid. It's for pun purposes).
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:58, archived)

Now I think you're pushing it (in) a little too far.

( The Coast of Yemen But section this here very much even by the way., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:00, archived)

Oh, don't be an arse.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)

Am I just the butt of your jokes?

( The Coast of Yemen But section this here very much even by the way., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:02, archived)

Ass you ask, yes.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)

I think these puns are starting to bottom out

( The Coast of Yemen But section this here very much even by the way., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)

I've been reared for such competition.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:08, archived)

winner
but the rest aren't far behind
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)

Don't tell me you've lost your bottle*?


*Bottle and Glass. Arse.

/Daughter of a Battersea Lad.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:12, archived)

stop
fannying* about


*for teh 'mercans
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)

When tush comes to shove . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)

is that a threat?
go on I derrier ya!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:09, archived)

May i push your stool in sir?

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)

go out more
now! Before you see boobs in other logos.
( sinisterduck, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)