arf

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:57, archived)

I'd say it was cracking.
But it's pretty shit.
(I'm not normally this horrid. It's for pun purposes).
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:58, archived)

Now I think you're pushing it (in) a little too far.

( The Coast of Yemen GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:00, archived)

Oh, don't be an arse.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)

Am I just the butt of your jokes?

( The Coast of Yemen GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:02, archived)

Ass you ask, yes.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)

I think these puns are starting to bottom out

( The Coast of Yemen GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)

I've been reared for such competition.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:08, archived)

winner
but the rest aren't far behind
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)

Don't tell me you've lost your bottle*?


*Bottle and Glass. Arse.

/Daughter of a Battersea Lad.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:12, archived)

stop
fannying* about


*for teh 'mercans
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)

When tush comes to shove . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)

is that a threat?
go on I derrier ya!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:09, archived)

May i push your stool in sir?

( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)