I think these puns are starting to bottom out

( The Coast of Yemen GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)

I've been reared for such competition.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:08, archived)

winner
but the rest aren't far behind
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)

Don't tell me you've lost your bottle*?


*Bottle and Glass. Arse.

/Daughter of a Battersea Lad.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:12, archived)