The Newly appointed minister of war Stan Boardman....

.....Laid down plans to eliminate the threat of "Teh Geermans Bombing our Chippies".
This didnt go down favourably with hotdog sellers of the UK.
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-=Triple Sub=-, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 18:35,
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Silly Me.....

Skegness on the berlin coast should have given it away.
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-=Triple Sub=-, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 18:46,
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Gosh, how odd. Lincolnshire is almost the same shape as Germany!
I'm also quite miffed they don't have Sleaford on here.Oh, and damn, no five pounds for me!
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CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 18:49,
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i dont want to
thread hijack, but why has photoshop suddenly started telling me that every image i try to open does not have an embedded colour profile and makes me choose how to open it??
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Andi "Monster" Currie, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 18:42,
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its a virus
reformat your hard drive immediately
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cumquat may knows nothing. Capice?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 18:49,
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did that
already! its really bugging me!
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Andi "Monster" Currie, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 18:54,
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facsist chip shop regime
sexual fascism is lurking, round the ghurkins
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The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 18:49,
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