The one I heard...
... was arse injected death syndrome...
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)

I heard
anally inserted death syndrome.

And so we come full circle.

Wow, nobody will ever read this.
( Flippu!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 10:45, archived)

Wrong, I just did!
/Sticks tongue out and runs away
(Bloch McParty, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)