He looks emo, so have this:
emosong
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:22, archived)

Oh no, don't say that
he'll have your head
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:23, archived)

I do not look emo!
Ask 'Mr. Horrible', he saw my band play on Wednesday.
( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:23, archived)

Oh just give it up
you LOOK emo. That does NOT mean that you ARE emo.


(MAN, I'm having caps lock ISSUES)
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)

...but I don't even look emo!

( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:27, archived)

Let's put this to a vote, shall we?
edit: googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=leningrad+is+emo&word2=leningrad+isn%27t+emo
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)

I was going to use this as my defence :
www.sykospark.net/emo/idiotic.gif

...but I can't :(
( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:31, archived)

HAHAHA
*waits for her 5 quid*
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:32, archived)

You're all bastards.

( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:35, archived)

we love you, honest

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:39, archived)

haha
noice.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:32, archived)

haha
and I'm african american
(Hairy Midget, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)

googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=hairy+midget+is+an+african+american&word2=hairy+midget+is+not+an+african+american
( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:33, archived)

googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=horse+is+a+alien&word2=horse+is+not+a+alien
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:35, archived)

googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=jews&word2=gays
( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:36, archived)

you're right -
you haven't killed yourself in the last five minutes!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)