Zebra's Eating Rotten Oranges?
Might work you know.
(Yamon I have a problem solver and it's name is revolver., Sat 13 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)

zero isn't an acronym already though.
isn't that the point?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)