Lame Compo Entry...
Bloody computers.


Sorry for the size
(David S Green, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)

no worries
26kb. You're a good man.

Idiots? IT "professionals" in a few places I've worked would fit in instead...
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

Why thank you
:-)

So, I've mastered optimising, now I just need to develop this humour thing...

Hiding Underpant-Mould, Obviously Using Rightguard
(David S Green, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
Oh but you have it!
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)

Thank you...
... That's one of the nicest things anyone's said to me all day. :-)

-- david
(hiding from the Chav's in Hastings)
(David S Green, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:40, archived)

now shop it!
:-)
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)

working on it....
but first- would it be technically a roasted pea, as I've already mentioned it once?

Also using MS-Pain.

deliberate mis-spelling there.....
(David S Green, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:24, archived)

I heard there was some GIMP
but web-based version out there.

Or download the GIMP www.gimp.net (checked it; I got it right!)
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:25, archived)

As requested...
... but not worth its own thread...


(David S Green, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:33, archived)

yay

( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)

hehe
that's the best Microsoft one I've seen. :)
(Onion Terror. smorg is bored, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

is that word 97
bill gates is a cunt
( rollingcabbage, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:21, archived)

Yes...
... can't afford to buy anything newer and don't want to be caught downloading Microsoft-ware illegally. The shame...........

-- david
(David S Green, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:21, archived)

openoffice
it does everything Office 2000 does. And it's FREE!
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:30, archived)

You mean there's a difference between the versions?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)

the paperclip is not in a box
in later versions and office xp is way better
( rollingcabbage, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:24, archived)

"better"
hm.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 18:27, archived)