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From the What do acronyms really stand for? challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)

ah, wibble
lovely.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
woo for Mort!
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)

I'm really hating the talk board at the moment...
so i have a compo entry..

T - They're
A - All
L - Leotard (wearing)
K - Knobs
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)

*Leotard

( The Great Architect, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)

Compo it

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)

Maybe if you
had a sense of humour and didn't flame everyone when you didn't get the exact answer you required within two seconds then you might not hate it so much?
( Lu, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)

fluffy
hmm.
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)

oh crikey
fight!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)

We have about 5 a week on talk
I drink the blood.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)

nooooooo
just amused. :)
I was nice enough to give them their answer and then they flipped out on everyone else.
( Lu, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)

look
down
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)

Now dont go brining it over here!
A) I'm not the one that's doing the flamming!
B) Chidlike "They Started" argument
C) It was a reasonable request for the name of a site that was responded to with really stupid comments.
D) Its a bloody talk board for god sake. Not like I needed to post a picture when starting a new thread
F) Im not gay and dont bum men
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

www.dictionary.com
is your friend.

It will teach you how to spell lots of words you have no ability to spell at present.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)

I didn't bring it here
b3ta.com/board/5018806
and I was here already. I have many tabs open :)
( Lu, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)

Fair enough,
but there's no excuse for F).
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)

HA!
You brought it over here you by calling them all Leotard wearing knobs, you twat.
( Dobsky, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)

re: your point C
that's the whole cocking point of the talk board.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)

You're a cunt.
A) You only double the consonant if it's a short vowel sound, you spaz
B) Poo you, nerr-nerr
C) Stupid fucking comments are the way of the talkboard, you hideous mong
D) Belm up
F) Where'd E go?
( Comma, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)

Dunno.
I reckon E's fucked off!
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)

*shakes head*
oh dear
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:43, archived)

this

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

The talk board
hates you too.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)

So what you are saying is
"I cant make pictures and I dont have anything interesting to say"

Seems to me, you want another website.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)

But wait
the pun on "bored"/"board" in his name is sheer genius*.


*may be untrue
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

The feeling is reciprocated

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)

Does threadwasting on here
make us gayer ?
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

and this

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

You sir
Seem to be 'a bit of a gayer'

Perhaps you should write some poetry about how we've made you feel inside and put it in your livejournal?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

I agree
Tenfold,
Us Talkies are better than thee!
( Goriath, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)

Dont have one.
Funnily enough.
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)

You missed out
"un" at the beginning of the second line.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)

It'd probably cut into your hissyfit throwing time anyway

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)

Diddums.

( Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

this is like a /talk day out
to the picture board.

*waves at picture people*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)

I've been here lots recently
I like it I do. I have made pictures and everything! Not very inspired today so far so am watching other peoples artiness fly by. :)
( Lu, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)

*dances like a performing bear*

Are you allowed to bum on here ?
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)

ooh, look there's an ickle cute one
*waves at*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)

Can I take it home with me?

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)

no
they might look nice, but they're dangerous.

besides where do you think you're going to keep it?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)

We could put it in the garden.
Pwease mummy, can we take it home? Can we? Can we?
( Taylorcamb, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 13:00, archived)

Don't be a cunt, you fishwhoring penis.

( Comma, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)

Good afternoon madam
*gives biscuits*
( Lu, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)

What talent you possess.
The talk board is poorer without you.
Wait...no it's not. You're a mongy twat.
Go away, mongy twat.
( Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)

You tell us.
Perhaps you should start a blog about how you feel because people don't like you. It's the only acceptable polace to moan on the internet.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)

What's wrong with leotards?
Eh? EH?
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)

Oh dear...
Go and write a song about how no-one likes you...you utter mong. What do you think we are? Your fucking 'What's the link to Artpad' bitches? If you're going to throw a hissy fit every time someone types something you disagree with are you sure you should be allowed out in public without a pair of blinkers in case you have to break down in the streets crynig about how no-one likes you, that you stink of piss, that women cross the road when they see you and that even your beloved emo blogspot friends think you're a a fucking no-hoper...

I've kind of forgotten where I was heading with this but you are a twat and you KNOW you only come over to /talk because secretly you love men and want to go to prison so big bubba can make you his bitch and widen your arsehole for all his friends so soil your even-goatse-would-cry ringpiece.

Cock nob shit head fuckspack...
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)

*bums*
I love you.
( Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)

What...no reacharound?
*clenches*
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)

*remains in*
*folds arms*
( Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)

*shimmies*

( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)

*standing ovation*
*congratulatory bumming*
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)

Thank you, Sir...
You'll have to wait for Malchick to finish...unless you fancy starting a man train
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)

Phwoar!

( Malchick, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)

All aboard the 12.57 to Buggerville!
*PHWEEP PHWEEP!*
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:57, archived)

How rude of me.
A big woo to Mort too.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)