that's a hell of
a username, so I think we'll have to call you Dave. Oh, hang on there's too many Daves here already...bugger.....Quentin? Too camp. Butlins? Too holiday camp. Ah! Basil! Yes, Basil. coo, and I'm not drunk yet either
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 19:08, archived)

"too holiday camp"
haa ha haa ha!
( freshlegs, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 19:36, archived)