BEWARE.

( giant_squid, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)

Mes
morised...
(Fishbw0y, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:00, archived)

I really, really want that lolly RIGHT NOW!

( mugatu, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:01, archived)

that's all part of its plan.
Resist!
( giant_squid, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:03, archived)

*lick*
*lick*
*lick*
*lick*
*lick*..........
( Frogbeat has a rash, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:01, archived)

That looks
like it might give you a soothing tongue massage. Or maybe it's just hynotised me into thinking that...
( bert grr, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:02, archived)

you should try putting it on your cock

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:08, archived)

Erm, thanks for the suggestion
but I'm not sure about the health and safety implications, given the potential for nasty chafing
( bert grr, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)

woo yay!

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 22:16, archived)