ostrich stuff an' all that
i stumbled across b3ta by accident and found it to be quite effing funny... so i thought i'd try my hand at the ostrich thing
although i didn't use photoshop
this could get addictive i think

(q, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 22:57, archived)

nah
no chance
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:00, archived)

Addictive?
Worse than crack, my friend.
( fuzzbucket, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:02, archived)

it is indeed worse than crack
i'll testify too
( evil pixie, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:08, archived)

Jobs have been lost,
lives have been affected - relationships destroyed!
( fuzzbucket, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:11, archived)

Mine's
being destroyed right now.
Run away my friend...run awaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!

Edit :nice pic btw if a little nightmare inducing ;)
( Tedmus, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:14, archived)

mine's being destroyed too = (
nothing to do with b3ta though
( evil pixie, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:25, archived)

aww
cheer up mate.
Spazz the board and lose yourself in the obscurity
of it all
( Tedmus, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:31, archived)

yip yip
Many's the night B3tans have spent getting their daily "Fix" on this website, all the while trying to achieve that "hummus high"....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:12, archived)

I've seen her
down the bigg market in the Toon. Same colour an' everything!

Welcome - pull up a kitten and sit yerself down. You'll never leave.....bwahahahahaha!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:09, archived)

Nice pic
You're in trouble though. Expect to spend your working day spazzing what you missed while you slept, then getting home and spending all night on here too. Worse than crack m8.
( kaydup, Sun 24 Nov 2002, 23:36, archived)