If computer games were real...

forklifts would be issued for kit relocation
On the upside, he'd never run out of bullets,
the conflict would be resolved by one person
and usually before dinner!
( Zank Frappa, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:43, archived)

YAAAAAAY!
It's Serious Sam. :-)
( C-Bean on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:44, archived)

The good side would alway win too,
unless the bad guys look cooler and swear. Plus Mary Whitehouse might sease to exist, possibly causing some rift in the space time continium....

/drunk
( zedd, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:46, archived)

She ceased to exist
November 23rd 2001.
Shame that.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:52, archived)

its happening already!!!
/heads for the hill
( zedd, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:56, archived)

Roffles.
Not to mention "IDDQD"
(zerodin has magical powers., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:47, archived)

Keeeeeeerching!
Bang on the nose there, well done
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:50, archived)