If computer games were real
It might exascerbate the problems on the streets today.


No apologies for bigness.

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( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)

you need a Mobile of Defence +3
40p tariff if shielding used after 6pm
( cumquat may now with 20% less cum, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)

I'll get
right on to Yodaphone ( badum etc.)
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)

Lies
Chelves can only afford knives.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)

Where's a...
chavalier when you need one?
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)