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Oh yes and B3Tards is dead so I have to use Imagoshekl
(The username Username is already in use. ÜSERENÄME, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:01, archived)

Upload Codez = 0

( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:02, archived)

^ this
but it is spelt uplaod codez
/pedants :P
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)

0MFG!!! D0 U Lik3s H0rs3s?

( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)

rOFl!!11!! oMG uR 50
10100100111
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)

ASL?

( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)

53, m, broadmoor
er shit I mean 19, f, somewhere near you
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)

*fwaps*

( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)

are you a registered (ab)user

( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

for you,
anything you want

*abuses*
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)

hahaha
awww! try pointy brackets?
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)

put
http:// before the address
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)

why did you remove
your bodily parts from your profile?
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:06, archived)

Because
i was fed up of huge magenta cocks appearing on them...

i will put them back up one day
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)

but...but...
the huge magenta cock is a staple of the b3tan diet. It's just not B3ta without giant purple phalluses.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:11, archived)

I agree with the pervert

( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)

m3tan?
?
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)

Woking?!
Oh you must join in our next Reading bash daaaahhhling
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)

*sighs*
i am too young to drink (legally)

assuming that is what you do at these bashes?
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)

Tis, but never fear
We are adept at the young uns
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)

what could you mean by that?

( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:21, archived)

Err...erm
*scurries*
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)

what DO you do at these b3ta bashes?

( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)

theres boozing (optional)
and talking shit
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)

could i join in the talking shit
but obviously not the boozing as i am sure neither b3ta or it's users would advocate underage alcohol consumption?
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:30, archived)

But of course
We regularly have comma at bashes and shes well underage and hence doesnt do teh drinking
edit: *tempts you over to www.b3ta.com/talk *
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:31, archived)

how old is comma?
and when you meet up, do you call her "comma" to her face?

*wanders over to talk board*
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:33, archived)

Bit of both
and i think shes just 15
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)

woah
i am older than her

how often do you have these bashes?
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:37, archived)

Use this, it's a bash organiser/noticeboard thing-
www.b3ta.com/calendar/
(Andy-, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:42, archived)

It clearly doesn't take much
to push you over the edge...
(Fishbw0y, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:54, archived)

2 veg?

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)

i saw your ninja edit

( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)

*checks flies*

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

*checks files*
i got a job filing for 2 days this week

am earning myself 90 squid
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)

*sigh*
I wish I were young enough to think £90 is a lot.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)

it is
when you have no bills or anything else to pay for!

my new trainers cos £90 and WOAH it's like the most i EVER spent
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:25, archived)

You should see my yacht in the med

( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)

bah, in my day we were lucky to have a roof over our heads.
We used to have to work twelve hours a day down t'mill and come home to a room with all 27 of us crammed in and eat a bowl of hot gravel for tea.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:29, archived)

Ahhh
much easier for me, I get a handful of GCSEs and my mother buys me trainers, an ipod and a £350 Mont Blanc pen (that she stole from her work)
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:31, archived)

and in my day we
got references to the four yorkshiremen skit...
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:33, archived)

Pffft, I got it.

(Andy-, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)

i don't...

( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:39, archived)

and besides, how can ANYONE ever get fed up of huge magenta cocks?
they're BRILLIANT! :D
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

Body parts?!


Linkify
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:11, archived)

that's what all the other voyeurs 'av been up to too
to be fair though

I think you have to be a voyeur to be part of this site
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)

*links the only thing she thinks is cool*
mushroom.nosox.org/arse.html
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)

yay
the tune is nice too :)
( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

i could groove to that all day
_{if it wasn't my own arse jiggling about in front of me}
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)

are you using "groove"
as some kind of euphemism?
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea!, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)

actually, no
_{your username is appalling}
( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:24, archived)

*beams*
thanks!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea!, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)

pleasure

( Woking Girl Doesn't Know Her Arse From Her Elbow, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:27, archived)

Tsk
Only bad will come of that....
(Revo, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)

Try <img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8692/subwaywanker5sf.th.gif">

(Andy-, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)

Subject is here
No I posted it on some place which is some where else then the other place and now it is teh working
(The username Username is already in use. ÜSERENÄME, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)