Here it is!...
Bar Wars: Episode IV: The Return of the Red-Eye...

The 'red-eye' part of the title took me hours to make.

From the Movie Posters Of Your Life challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:13, archived)

NIPPLES.

( Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:16, archived)

ooOOhh
is that NSFW? Or something?
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:16, archived)

A little bit, but its a compo entry, therefore i wanted everyone to see it. It isnt THAT NSFW. Plus its Saturday.
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:17, archived)

lots of b3tans work on saturdays
and have very intolerant bosses
but this isn't nsfw... just a bit sexist
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:20, archived)

Thank you.
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:23, archived)

er... YES
pissed off now, i hate these fuckin nubs on b3ta, these pink lines are building up pretty fast...
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:18, archived)

pink lines? Nubs?
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:18, archived)

i think he doesnt like you
nubs = noobs
pink lines = what you see if you ignore someone
( palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)

um, A nOOb is not necissarily someone new. A noob is someone who acts noobishly. At least im in keeping with the f'ing compo...So to be accepted, i have to have been a member for...ooohh say, 3890 years??????
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:22, archived)

Either he's at work, or just the slightest sight of flesh
gives him a throbbing man-erection making it impossible to walk. Or even worse; BOTH!
( stevierar, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)

yuck. Well, It was done in the best possible taste. (i said POSSIBLE, not impossible taste...)
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:25, archived)

What you posted wasn't NSFW,
but you really needn't use quite so many question marks.
( Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:28, archived)

hehehe. Well it was done to use a shouting manner without CAPS LOCK on.
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:29, archived)

But using too many question marks
makes you look like a spacker and takes the edge off your sarcasm.
( Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:30, archived)

ah.
Um...im not much of an online conversationalist, so you must forgive me.
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:31, archived)

Fuck off you fucking troll.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 10 Sep 2005, 19:33, archived)

Not really.
It has a tiny bit of nudity, but from a distance it would look like a movie poster, not porn.
( Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:19, archived)

Finally...
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:27, archived)

not bad, not bad at all! woo
having more fun now your using photofiltre?
( palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:18, archived)

Yes! I can use smudge and blur to superb effect. Much better than airbrush! hehehe
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:19, archived)

Hahahaha, yay! And pearoast opportunity! From about 3 years ago!

( stevierar, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:18, archived)

cool.
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)

entusiastically shopped there :-) if more than a little NSFW
but nice effort put in there
( The Great Architect, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)

Thank you. Im starting work on The Fat-Bum Meanace. Can't wait to start on Attack of the Chavs...
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)

I apologise
I gave him puns for all six films, so I expect there's more to come.

(That ewok's quite amusing.)
( Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)