"Take it back to the Boozers"!

An idea reworked from earlier

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:31, archived)

Hmm...Guiness...
Lovely stuff, had a glass from someone who knew how to properly pour a Guiness, creamy head and all. It's delicious.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)

Did they also know how to spell it?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)

I wasn't gonna tell him

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

Yes
But I don't. Luckily they don't care if you pronounce one or two N's.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

Hurrah!

I want a 'no, I don't want a fucking extra cold' t-shirt . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)

I'm with you there Dave
If I don't specify, I want NORMAL
extra-fucking-cold-my-fucking arse Etc...


( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)

I can't decide what kind of monger actually wants it . . .

I heard it was aimed at lager drinkers . . . BUT THEY DRINK FUCKING LAGER, YOU MARKETING SPAZZTARDS!!!

*calms*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)

I love the great Wintery taste of Extra Warm...
uuummmmm, it's mulled!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)

I usually ask them to microwave it for a few seconds . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

it's growing on me...I think they should rebrand more drinks
Heavy lite... Spicy mild... Porter white...

the possibilities are endless
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)

Dark Pale Ale...

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

a nice pint of Landlord... with a wedge of lime to drink it through

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)

You sicken me!
But I like it!
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)

Actually
I love the stuff, prefer it to the room temperature variety. For one thing, if you're outside and sunny it stays cold longer. It's fucking horrible if it gets warm. But I hear they don't sell it in Ireland, it's just a British thing. True?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5126846
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

*puts on kuckledusters*

me next . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5126938
( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)

swearing is a fucking direct re-cunting-sult
of a man's Guinness being too shitting cold

probably


( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

they can prove it
with science!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

*proves it . . . *


WITH SCIENCE!!

See! Teh Prof knows all!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

Do they make them?
If not can we get some printed? I'd buy one!
( Dunquano, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)

Mmmm...
Extra Cold Gooeyness.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)

*slaps*
NO!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)

I'm telling on you
Mummmmmm!
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

she'll slap you too
if you keep saying you like extra cold!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

slap some sense into you...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

*dresses up as SS's Mum*

*slaps him*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)

You're 'orrible to me
Hugs knees, sits in corner sobbing.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)

drink a man's drink like a man, the way men intended it to be drunk
or go over there and swish about in your skirt with your extra cold.

Those are your options.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)

Mmmmmmm...TV opportunity :)
*dons skirt*


( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)

why all the fighting?
both types of guiness taste like liquid dog business

*scarpers*
( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)

Pah!

Guinness won us the ashes!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

*shouts from the distance*
CRICKET'S FOR GAYERS!!!

*re-scarpers*
( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)

hahahahahahaha that's fucking thinking
WOO!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)

all that thinking has f*cked me right up for the rest of the day now

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

I'm a bartender me
& I love the fact that I can now draw the shamrocks in the Guinness head! Looks so impressive!
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

NO!

I DEMAND that you draw cdc in them!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

Damn! wish i hadn't quit yesterday!
It's OK, I'll try to get a job at the Wetherspoons down in Cantebury, just for you! _{& your CDCs!}
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

Canterbury?

You've picked the furthest place in the known multiverse from my house!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)

I'll mail one to you then...
Just hope the hed stays in the pint as it's delivered
My Guinnes related St Pat's day tale
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

oh u don't wanna do that
i live there (not the pub just the city) and it's got a scarily high chav population and they all go to 'spoons!
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)

I was a barman a few years back
when Guinness were pushing the shamrock business. I used to draw genitals (both sexes) and different species of fish.


( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

I didn't ask for your life story
I asked for a Shirley Temple!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

Shirley Temple

( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)

Yes!

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

Shirley Temple

( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)

Ruth Madoc!

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)

Ruth Madoc

Also 'Ruth Madoc'? Darned Google image search...
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)

now thats a picture!

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

who do you think would win in a fight between Genesis
and Roxy Music?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:39, archived)

There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!


Tough call though, that one, I'd say genesis though
( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)

it one of life's unsolvable mysteries...
like all those other ones
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

NO WAY! Ferry'd whip Collins' skinny arse with his greasy fringe!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)

Possibly, but their earlier back catalogue is far superior..

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)

GAH! no, we don't have to listen do we?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)

Nope...



( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)

We would all win.

( Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)

no matter who wins
Phil Collins should stop releasing records...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

I think we should campaign for this

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)

Frank Warren might promote it,
if he doesn't work out his lovers tiff with Ricky..
( Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

Genesis have it!
googlefight calls Genesis the winner at a score of:

53,300,000 to 2,720,000

I'd have thought Ferry could take Gabriel...
(spawnbauble, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

Gabriel has a
Sledgehammer..
( Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)