You don't need a mirror.
Just send us pics and we'll phone you up and describe what you look like.
Rubs thighs.
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collapsibletank Psst...., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 21:52,
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thats a really good idea...
*starts up EasyMirror*
Profit.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 21:54,
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can we do it the other way round?
i'm a fat, sweaty, balding 42 year old salesman with greasy palms and an unctuous manner.
i haven't seen my dick in years, my wife won't look at me and my only joy is pretending to be a 20 year old girl to get a shred of attention. now draw me!
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eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 22:00,
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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 22:02,
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comedy gold
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 22:08,
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haha
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fluffytail, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 22:08,
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hahahahaha
genius
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eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 22:09,
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