Well if champions league footie works for the turnpike pub....

It'll work for the catholic church. (clicky for flashie goodie nessie)
EDIT: The flash works now!
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:35, archived)

You smell of wee so much it brings tears to my eyes

( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:36, archived)

Easy, Easy, Easy.
Your shit and you know you are, your shit and you know you are! What you done of a equal calibre? NOWT, You suck man. Dont critisize when you cant compete.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:37, archived)

he must like kylie then!!!

( Mstandot, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:38, archived)

My shit and I know I am?

( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:39, archived)

Hows the sexlife? Bet your beating them off with a shitty stick.
Working at mcdonalds, hairdo that should have stayed in the seventies, pedant personified. You stud you.
Why you only crawl outta the woodwork to insult my work when you do NOTHING!!
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:42, archived)

NOTHING AT ALL!!
hooah!!
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:49, archived)

What
you a yank or just a moron?
What you talking about.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:50, archived)

I'm just enjoying the melodrama, son.

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:51, archived)

You have a problem with yanks?

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:52, archived)

Yanks?
Have i got a problem with yanks? Yeah i got a problem with yanks. They're our generation's nazi germany. The government is evil, corrupt and gets away with mass murder. Why is it that bill clinton gets a blowjob off some fat tart and nearly gets impeached yet that fuckhead bush slaughters a nation to plunder oil for daddy and nobody bats an eyelid? Tell you why because they're a nation of lazy bastards too fucking obese to get off their arses and start sorting themselves out. I could go on but i think i made my point.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR MOTHER'S DEAD TONY

( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)

so are you
one day im gonna turn up unannounced at a b3ta meet. I'll walk right over to you and use a full pint to open your face.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:02, archived)

Please do
I'm sure everyone else wouldn't be too impressed
( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:03, archived)

I would.
I'd shit my pants, man.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:04, archived)

Come on msn
i wanna word with you.

(hehehe the b3ta equivelant of "OUTSIDE! NOW!!")
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:05, archived)

That's what you're doing isn't it?

( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:06, archived)

Your more right than you know
I met a 17 year old college student on face party and she is my new fuck buddy. Im teaching her everything and she is a keen learner. Im pretty chuffed with myself that ive got a no-strings sex kitten who cant get enough of my cock. So yes im coming thanks to msn but dont knock it mate, you might pop your cherry if you give it a go.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:08, archived)

lol

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)

Had a check up yet?

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)

No but she has
the fucking condom split once and i shat myself!! hewheheh
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

Did you think I was being sympathetic

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:16, archived)

I think I prefer beau's approach

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)

I love the generalizations.
Please continue
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:00, archived)

Ok i may be generalising to shorten what was turning into an essay
but im right and you know it.
Whats worse, the president getting a nosh or murdering innocent women and children to keep americas economy (and our own to be fair) alive.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:04, archived)

I don't think you should base a group of people on what their government does

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:07, archived)

BOLLOCKS
They elected the government again after he was doing what he did so the blame falls squarely at there feet too.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:09, archived)

I didn't fucking vote for him.

And around half of the people didn't vote for him.

Their, not there.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:11, archived)

When he first got elected he got 49% of the votes
but coz of the fucked up system they have he got in. So they should have done something about that. Americans ARE responsible.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:13, archived)

The Electoral College is to blame.
And his election was protested lots. They did all they could.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:15, archived)

Just leave it
Jesus
( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:17, archived)

No, Hayley.

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:17, archived)

He's not worth getting worked up over
:)
( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:18, archived)

I just like trying to find the logic

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:21, archived)

Don't worry about it

( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:22, archived)

Don't bother explaining

You've hit Mr C.U.N.Troll from Trollsville, Chavshire
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:18, archived)

you are so heavy metal.

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:01, archived)

Hey baby

( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)

Do I sense
a bit of a situation here? Go Brown cow, see him off!
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 1:52, archived)

Lord knows I've tried
But he's persistent
( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:00, archived)

and he said he's going to use a full pint to open your face...
must have a few quid spare if he can threaten that...
( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:06, archived)

If he means what I think he means
He'll have to get past me first
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)

who the fuck are you?

(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:15, archived)

I'm the one
standing between you and a nice girly
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:16, archived)

Well, girly if you want me to be

( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:17, archived)

Well
You are a girly aren't you? Please don't disillusion me.
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:22, archived)

Um
Sure...
( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:22, archived)

Anyway
I don't like the threatening tone of this thread. Just wanted you to feel supported. Fucking skitso's.
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:27, archived)

Thanks
:)
( Brown cow, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 2:16, archived)