Toilets on celebrities, you say?


I shall also introduce my generic reply for every compo entry this week :

"Haha, it's x on a toilet"
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)

haha
it IS a pretty horrible compo. You guys couldn't come up with anything better?
(Hairy Midget, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)

its crap

( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)

Why don't we just change the compo to
"Make something that is funny as hell." That way we wouldn't have to wade through all this fucking shit.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)

The competitions have always been shit.
Or, more accurately, people always always whinge and moan and bitch about them being shit. Which is nearly the same thing.
( tomsk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)

No, there have been ones that are funny
and ones that give you a lot of creative possibilities. This is just celebrtities on the toilet. Fucking stupid.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)

Maybe
they've got a deal going with Heat magazine, to provide them with 3 or 4 "shocking" photos
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)

Something fucking stupid on b3ta.
So sue us.
( tomsk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)

think of something a bit different then

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)

How about :
Waterfowl vs. Nazis

In a showdown between geese, ducks, swans (and their assorted brethren) and the most fearfully German invading force of the 20th century, who would come out on top?
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)

.. can we add toilets? little subtle ones?
maybe just the cistern?
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)

As long
as they're little Nazi toilets.
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)

Hellz yea
Would you be so kind as to make a flash animation that I could add sound to?
(Hairy Midget, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)

I approve of this message.

(Caustic Armadillo has a bucket, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:14, archived)

Or in this case: Haha, it's a toilet on x!
W/Y/H by the way!
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)

In soviet russia,
toilet flushes YOU!

Arf!
( The Coast of Yemen, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:48, archived)

Haha, it's Ashton under a toilet
;)
( mediocre so young & so 1337, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)

ha! nice choice
of celebrity, if anyone deserves it it's
that talentless charisma vaccum..er vacuum?..however you spell it
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)

You spell it
"twat", I think
( Skotzmun, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)

that'll
do.
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)