Or Dick Emery...

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 1:54, archived)

please don't
turn this into an emery board
arf and stuff
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 1:57, archived)

*bangs head on wall at the pun*

( mikenco, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 2:01, archived)