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That said, Richard Nixon has double the scissors. Love the pic :)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 7 Oct 2005, 11:37, archived)

Ship shape
and Bristol fashion. Well done squire!
(mungojerry, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 11:40, archived)

old joke
Was on Have I got News For You years back
(Celtican is 6! Woo hoo!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)