( giant_squid, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

tried that
it's no yam yam
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

no beans either

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

indeed

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

I might be at the Jug later - my girlfriend is moving into a house in Kings Heath, and we're picking up the keys tonight.
You around?
( leningrad, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

I most certainly could be
what sort of time?
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

I'm unsure - she doesn't finish work in Lichfield until about 6pm, then we'll probably arrive in Kings Heath for about 7:30pm.
Probably between 8pm-9pm, I suppose. I'll text you when I know more details.
( leningrad, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

okie dokey

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

bollocks
just remembered commitments early on saturday that will prevent me going to the pub tonight. Bah.
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)

Oof, that's alright - i'm going to be around Moseley/Kings Heath quite a lot in the future, so i'll most likely be found in the Jug on a regular basis.
Plus Louise may be working there soon, perhaps.
( leningrad, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

ooh
fizzy and funky
( Griffy Savalas the unexpected item in the bagging area, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

Jizzy and junky

(Smudger RED ALERT - Rollover for Debriefing!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

look out agent cooper
that's no moon!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)

surely it should be
that's no dune?
( Satur9 The shoes!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)

Kate Moss - The Early Years

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

hehe
someone at my school called Duck got given sherbet dib dabs & was told it was cocaine. So he snorted it in the woods and got high. Oh, the power of psychosomatosis...
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

ha reminds me of selling oregano to sean outside the youth club
he came in saying that it was really potent

fanj 1 sean 0
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

Oregano
herbiest of all the Wombles
( Skotzmun, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

Prefect in my school got suspended
for selling chalk dust to 4th years. Don't think they got high off it
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

me and a mate got caught in college snorting coffee whitener
s'good stuff....
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

hahaha

( tipassoi, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)

heh heh, we've all been there....
seriosly kids, don't do it. it hurts, take it from me!

/Threadjack: B3ta email told me 'Use gift
voucher B3ta for your chance for a free order!'
www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/
But it don't work..... I want answers!
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)

...42

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

*Gives you five pounds*

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

the site will have died under the weight
of tens of thousands of people seeing the link in the newsletter
( lazygamer with new improved "MNNNNNNGGH" formula, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

Well, I don't care for these so called 'tens of thousands of people'
Dammit, I've earned that voucher for something free!
Fair and square!
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

*Mugs*

(Manatee Fondler, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

52

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

SOLD!
To the Scottish Gentleman
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

FP THIS COMMENT NOW!

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

arf!......
Grrrrrr.................
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

hurray!
a lifetime supply of 52.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

gets deja vu

( Griffy Savalas the unexpected item in the bagging area, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

*writes prescription*

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

*makes a cup of tea*

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

*has a nice sit down*

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)

this isn't getting me my free stuff.....
where are your priorities?
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

I got a fee whisky glass from Tunnock's
because I asked what Tunnock's boy's real name was.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)

really?
sweet!

all I ever got was a dentist's mirror. And I had to, er, use his 'specail toothbrush'.....


_{colgate makes me feel dirty}
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

Aye
a crystal one too.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)

*looks for car keys*

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

One for every week of the year...

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

for the rest of my life

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

Fucked by the welsh peasant

(Manatee Fondler, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

you can't handle the answers
no answer handler you

I deride your answer handling ability
(Manatee Fondler, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

*speechless*



/fuming with rage
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

A Ha!!!!!
Foiled!
(Manatee Fondler, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

I'll get you next time, my pretty
And your little doggy
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

Nope!
I throw houses for a living and your kind fear thrown houses... what with your curly toes and flying monkey obsession
(Manatee Fondler, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

Damnation! Foiled again!
*retreats to gingerbread house*

*stays inside watching Trisha*
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:30, archived)

I'm sure the drip of that would be lovely

(Manatee Fondler, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

I tried that once
it's rather unpleasant.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

I once observed someone put pop rocks
into someone's ear, then they put a little drop of water in the ear.

The next evening the poor sod whose ear is in question was released from A+E after having his ears flushed after a suspected perforated ear-drum.

you've all been warned.
( lazygamer with new improved "MNNNNNNGGH" formula, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

folly indeed

(Manatee Fondler, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

hahahahaha!
bloody idiots.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

Ahh, Pop Rocks - best of all teh candy!
I've emptied a packet into a friend's mouth while they were asleep the morning after a party. I retrospect, doing it while we were being driven home was a bad idea!
Also, putting a few rocks on a cats tongue (when they fall asleep with it stuck out) wins you no friends.
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)

i read something similar to this in one of those woman's magazines
an 11 yr old boy brought some dib-dab into school, teacher thought it was cocaine or something, police were called and he was interviewed and stuff. boy said "it's sherbet, dip your finger in it and taste it!" but they wouldn't believe him. the article ended with "now the other kids' mothers won't allow their kids to play with my son"

I should really stop reading these magazines.
(piffpuffpickle, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)