Can you imagine
some kid playing on the beach one day when suddenly these balloons run out of lift and drop to the beach and he runs over to grab the balloons and finds a shrivelled cock attached to them?
(Tetsuo, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 4:27, archived)

There's a happy ending in there somewhere...

( cowcat (professional monkey duster), Thu 13 Oct 2005, 5:06, archived)