From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 316 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

winner!

( mr horrible, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

winner!

( spacehog, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

hahahahaha
Mort is teh bestest!
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

is mort gay?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

I don't know

( giant_squid, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

do him up the bum
if he gets a stiffy, he's gay
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

you'd have to give him a reach-around
it's a common courtesy.


( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

is that a paraphrasing of Full Metal Jacket there?
;)
( Mushroom, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

but of course!


( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

You climb an assualt course like old people fuck

( mr horrible, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

There's a member on another forum I frequent
called 'Maroon Ostritch'.
Is it Mort? Does he have an interest in tropical fish?
( NobbyNobody got fired by the NHS for being sick, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

nothing to do with me!

( giant_squid, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

Arf :)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)