Rectal blood sugar


Instructions: Place deep in rectum, thrust in and out for 10 minutes.

NB: Results can be innacurate, but we doubt you care
( B.T., Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!
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(Pachey, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:14, archived)

I swear I did NOT want to know how it works!!!!!!
Have a Woo anyway.
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)

Hahahaha...

( mikenco, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)

As a diabetic, I must speak out against this...
It's bad enough having a prick in your finger three times a day!
( friendlyfire, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

Wouldn't it be nicer to have to
finger your prick three times a day?
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)

And give up the other eight daily prick-fingerings?
Are you quite mad?
( friendlyfire, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

Better than having to finger your prick..


..err..hang on..
( mikenco, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

Would it be easier to finger your prick?

( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

hm?

( mediocre so young & so 1337, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)

I am going to reply to this if only to say..
NO NEED!.. arf! :)
( mikenco, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:35, archived)

arf
Thing is though, does a rubber phalice have the scientific ability to record how much sugar is in your rectal blood?
( B.T., Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:38, archived)

Of course

( mediocre so young & so 1337, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:43, archived)

urgh
that actually is the type blood sugar meter i use (the strip goes in the other end)
( brianftang Bring on the trumpets!!, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 23:08, archived)