Well, for a start...
..."Full Metal Jacket" would have been a different film.



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( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)

ewwwww
he keeps his eye's open... means it isn't a heart felt kiss
( PsyreN Bored Sig, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)

I guess
that's his major malfunction
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)

What?
His mother didnt give him enough love when he was a child? So the plot thickens....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

Or is it...
...General Purpose.

Any more rank puns?
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)

no but
this is my trifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine. My trifle is my best friend. It is my life. Without me my trifle is useless. Without my trifle, I am useless...
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)

thats a trifle sad
you know
( Laice , was Rogitating on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)

Haha.
You said "but".


( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)

Haha
you said "Haha"
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)

ahahahahaaaaaa
that's great
( gravytrain, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)

haha
"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Woo.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)

Euk!
That's grossly woo :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)

haha, bloody hell!
privates and piles indeed.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)

disturbing

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)

"I had no idea they packed shit up that high"....
woo sir for that, though
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)

I had no idea they packed fudge that high

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)

Hahhahahahahahahahaha

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

hahahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:14, archived)