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Hardline gay scientists in charge of a major pharmaceutical company made an unexpected announcement today that their company would cease to manufacture medicine and would now exclusively produce their new creation, "Aestoginol"....



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( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)

Please explain
I'm obviously being thick today.

( in vino veritas, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:41, archived)

Look at it a bit more closely.
What does it look like to you?
The "Aestog" part of the name should give you a clue.
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:42, archived)

Is the Aestog bit
an anagram?

( in vino veritas, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)

a goatse?

( megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:44, archived)

Aye.
A bit more obvious when the polyaromatic system is highlighted.
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)

nah
i just squinted. it always works.
( megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:53, archived)

Mmmmm
benzene rings and tasty electron delocalisation.

( in vino veritas, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:56, archived)

And more than a bit unstable with 10 of them fused together.
This thing is like a huge amino acid - it would probably form polymers, and they'd be nice and rubbery thanks to the disulphide crosslinks....

/science mode OFF now!
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)

I've forgotten most of my organic chemistry
Strangely, my job as a civil servant does not often call for in depth knowledge of, say, electrophilic aromatic substitution. Ho hum.

( in vino veritas, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)

That makes me want to play Blockbusters

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:47, archived)

Can I have a pee please Bob?
*snickers childishly*

( in vino veritas, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)

I see goatse!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)

Ah
I see you've explained it there ^
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)