Hang on. If everybody was gay, that means ......


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(peewee13, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:06, archived)

phwoar!!!

( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:17, archived)

my wife
just called to say "have you tidied up?", which I think is a subtle code for "you will now tidy up".
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:20, archived)

that is correct
also
be very careful if she says any of the following :

"no, I'm not pissed off"
"of course you can go to the pub"
"don't worry about a present"
(peewee13, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)

taking "I don't want a present" literally
would be laughing in the face of disaster.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)

much the same as
deep frying your own testicles
(peewee13, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)

Would that mean we'd have a straight shift?
**hides**
(Vega31, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)

GMOS!

( gazz, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)