Fuckin hell
I love being drunk...

Officer, I assure you I've only had a few ales

and away to bed

SCRUBBERS!
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 22:59, archived)

FORK IT!!!
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
(Alexandrine is Walking Through the Air, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 22:49, archived)