One of my best friends when I was younger
was named Hayley Smith.
Actually, that's probably still her name.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:09, archived)

unless she's married
edit: or hates her dad and changed her second name, like i did
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:09, archived)

At 18?
I doubt it
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:11, archived)

i thought you all got married at
12 in america?
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)

only in alabama

( deodar ant exiting this roman shell, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:25, archived)