Then you
have some freudian quirk
AICMFP
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 21:34, archived)

*hands over furry piglet*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 21:35, archived)

Ooh
*salivates*
(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 21:36, archived)