this shouldn't be alive!

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)

I don;t know if you read
the news in 1997....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! GOBSTOP! I need your music, my Hard Drive died :(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)

did she cross the road?

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

is she a chicken?

(The little pink animal I animate cats!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

no, a turkey
have a little respect for the mercans
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

oh
sorry

*translates*

YYYEEEEHHHHAAAAWWWW!!
(The little pink animal I animate cats!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)

I double dared her to nick some mojos out of the sweet shop
and she yellow bellied out of it
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

case dismissed then

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)

partially

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

Not so much 'cross'.
More sort of 'splattered across'.
(jimi.vicious 3=o - - (. _. ), Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

who..
....Anne Robinson? Totally agree.
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)