Mr & Mrs Monitor wanted to pop in and say hi.



From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 303 entries (closed)

( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)

tranny!

*fwaps over "Mrs." Monitor*
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)

you really do need help

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

are you offering, Geoffrey?
OHHHH GEOFFREY!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

haha
!
( Grampa, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

I'm not sure if that's meant to be Zippy from Rainbow
or Gladys from Hi De Hi
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

I`m so horny now I may have to run at full speed across the office and crash my cock into the sharpest desk available

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

ahhh this Geoffrey
Geoffrey
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

nah this one


oops.. seems to be a Jeffrey instead

/takes a slagging for finding Coupling funny
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)

he's got millions of toys!
if you know what i mean
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)

all under one roof too

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:45, archived)

I can arrange a meeting
for 20 quid.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

is she a reet saucy bird?

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

Aye, she'll do owt for a tenner
other tenner is my comission.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

fantastic!
can she meet me behind the bike sheds? I`ve nicked 20 B+H off me dad, and it`s given me the right horn
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

She'll be there in an hour

( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

an hour?
fuck sake.. this horn`ll never keep!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)

She'll be there in an hour
or you get it half price.


best i can do, sorry.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)

that`ll do
I`d better go and find the gold-plated butt plugs...
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)

Carefull
she'll 'ave off with 'em
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:46, archived)

let me guess
only at the weekend?
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

It's the weekend every day for Mrs Monitor

( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

another monitor school dropout eh

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)

t'is a sad story
for another day.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)

Hahaha!
Domoscreen!

Woo and yay, thas ace
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)

You can't fool us!
Mr Monitor is a tranny and he has no wife!

Woo to this. More please.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

"Channel 4 presents Blow Job, hosted by Adrian and Sophie Horn, who is in fact one bloke with a pierced dick who`s just had the nod from Planet 24"

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

argh!
Surprisingly similar to the post directly below it!

woo
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

haha
t'is too!
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

Could be their offspring
"We didn't bur n him!"
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

Hahahahaha! Great!
*clicks*
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

Phwoooer!
That's your evening sorted then.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

A 3sum with me, Mr Monitor and Mrs Monitor
:D
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

Rargghhh!
The eyes are great :)
( mofaha, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

suprisingly they didn't need rearanging
that's how the webcams always are.
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)